Another (Bad) Knitting Riddle.

What do you call someone who keeps telling you her shawl is nearly finished, but never shows you any of it? A Clapo-tease. (Ba-dum-bum.)

This is just a hint of things to come... All the stitches are stitched, all the dropped stitches are dropped, I just need to figure out how the heck I'm supposed to weave in the ends when there's never any more than 3 untwisted stitches in a row and my only technique for weaving in is the duplicate stitch.

Oh, the picture looks a little ripply because le Clap was sitting on my inflatable mattress, which had lost some air, hence the wavy background. Which is appropriate because "clapotis" apparently means something like "lapping" like waves lapping against the shore. Or some such; French is not my forte. I hope to join my friends at KG tomorrow night and maybe I can actually finish this darned thing! I mean, I love it and all, but I really need for it to be done for realio and trulio.